What NOT to Wear

This past weekend was, like, the best EVER.

Friday night I went out with a bunch of school buddies. Good times were had all around!

The only damper on our evening was a very...how shall I say this...scantily clad mademoiselle at the first bar we went to. You can't really tell in the photo (her inclusion in the photo was a total accident anyway), but here's the rundown of her "outfit" (if you can call it that):

- corset top

- "skirt" that literally did not cover all of the things it needed

to cover (read: we saw things that we DID NOT want to see)

- Fishnet thigh-highs

- stiletto heels

- baseball cap

- too much makeup

For anyone who was wondering how short I am.... Mark, to my right, is sitting down...and I am standing in all my glory! And look at Hannah, bending down to my level...and she's still taller than me! Hahaha! I never think about how small I am... until I see pictures like this!

Not to be totally mean, but the, uh, hills and crevasses on her thighs kind of hinted that maybe she should have worn a slightly longer skirt.... just sayin'. It was funny to hear the guys' commentaries on her get-up... the general concensus was that a "sexy" look definitely could have been achieved with MUCH more clothing!

Anyway. I was like, "Good thing I didn't wear the same outfit! I was going to, but mine was dirty." Hehehe.

So yeah, I didn't get home until around 2:00 a.m. on Saturday.... then I headed to Annapolis that afternoon to visit my bestie and go to the DC United vs. LA Galaxy game in DC. Super fun! Everybody boo'ed David Beckham (dreamy), which I thought was very unsportsmanlike....though I'm pretty sure he didn't touch the ball once. Hmm.

Those are my favorite glasses! Haha!

I spent Saturday night in Annapolis, and was planning on leaving fairly early on Sunday so I could do my take-home Karst Hydrogeology exam on Sunday (due Monday at 6:30 p.m.).... except Lani and I just had to go to the mall..... and I didn't leave for home until 8:30 p.m.! We were having too much fun catching up (haven't seen each other in 2 years!)...drinking lots of coffee, eating vegan cupcakes, going to all of our old haunts.... I got home close to 11:00 p.m., and got up at 6:00 on Monday and churned that exam right out! Took me 5 hours..... you'd think I'd have learned my lesson by now. (But, on the bright side... it took others in my class 10 hours start-to-finish). Urgh.

This week is pretty awesome so far... funky schedules mean I don't have to babysit much this week, some profs are at a conference in Seattle so a few classes are cancelled. I think we have a plan to go out Thursday night, since we don't have class.... and I've got plans with a certain guy on Easter! (Our plans have absolutely nothing to do with Easter...we're going to a Kills show in DC....it just happens to be on Easter haha). So....that's good. ♥

Hooray for awesome weeks, filled with good beer, good food, and good company!

Prepare yourself for some ridiculousness.....

Listening to: St. Vincent